Online Personality Test... I'm a Robot?!

Robot You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Class Clown. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 55% on Rationality You scored higher than 12% on Extroversion You scored higher than 9% on Brutality You scored higher than 40% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Making Fun...

I'm not sure if its really funny to joke about a man getting shot, no matter the circumstances... OK, there are a few. But I'm not sure if its funny when the Vice President shoots his friend while hunting. Here's a question: how many people can be around the VP with a gun? What role does the secret service play in protecting the VP while he's on a hunting trip? Is there any chance the VP may be vulnerable from being shot accidentally while hunting?



This is a graphic poking fun at Macon's Mayor and hometown hero Little Richard, the perception of many people in Macon regarding city government, and "shut up", a famous expression of Richard.

Tastes Great!!!

This is my very, special and delicious Valentine's Day cake that was made for me. It was very good, but the culinary artist responsible for this masterpiece forgot to complete one of the old tricks of the trade.



Made with soooo much love.



Brandon's Culinary Tip: Always grease the pan prior to pouring the batter for baking. Also, make sure FLOUR is in the pan to prevent the cooked cake from sticking. If you forget... this is what happens. It doesn't affect the taste, just the look!



If you find yourself using this advice, please send your payment to me... just kidding. For all other inquiries on how to fix a delicious cake contact the The Culinary Artist (seen below).

Let the games begin...

Bryant Gumbel's Thought's on the 2006 Winter Olympics in Torino/Turin:

"Count me among those who don't like them and don't watch them. In fact, when Thomas Paine said, 'These are the times that try men's souls,' he must have been talking about the Winter Olympics.

Because they're so trying, maybe over the next three weeks we should all try, too. By trying not to be incredulous when someone attempts to link these games to those of the ancient Greeks, who never heard of skating or skiing.

So try not to laugh when someone says these are the world's greatest athletes, despite a paucity of blacks that makes the Winter Games look like a GOP convention.

Try not to point out that something's not really a sport, where a pseudo-athlete sits and waits in what's called a 'kiss and cry area,' while some panel of subjective judges decides who's won.

And try to blot out all logic when announcers and sports writers pretend to care about the luge, the skeleton, the biathlon and all those other events they don't understand and totally ignore for all but three weeks every four years.

Face it, these Olympics are little more than a marketing plan to fill space and sell time during the dreary days of February.

So, if only to hasten the arrival of the day they're done, and we can move on to March Madness, for God's sake, let the Games begin."

Commentary from HBO's Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel

I like the snow... and curling.